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Dumped Chick

10/02/2011

Well, I got dumped.

 

That’s a first.

 

Processing.

 

Moreover, I got dumped after being a good girlfriend.

 

Which is also a first.

 

I mean the “good” part.

 

What does that tell you?

 

I’ll tell you what it tells you.

 

That’s right, tonight I’m entitled to do the talking for you.

 

For all of you.

 

It tells you mai frend, oti, when you’re a bad girlfriend, nobody dares to dump you, because deep inside in their unconsciousthey’re afraid that you might go crazy stick-a-needle-in-your-urethra-while-you’re-sleeping bitch.

 

And you just might.

 

It’s so clear.

 

The “badder” you are as a girlfriend, the less the chances to getting dumped.

 

The badder the bedder.

 

The last sentence is desperately trying to be clever.

 

I’m clearly under the influence.

 

And this post is clearly made up.

 

NOT.

14 Comments leave one →
  1. Γιωργος permalink
    10/02/2011 23:07

    Ομορφη

    Νεα

    Με ΑΡΤΣΙΘΚΙΑ (μετρα πολλα)

    Ομορφη

    Με Ταμπεραμεντο (που λιγοι μπορουν να αντεξουν)

    Ιατρος

    Ομορφη

    Με τον νου μες την τζιεφαλη (οι που πανω)

    Combo Λεμεσιανη με Καλαμαρου

    Ομορφη

    Sexy

    ΕΛΕΥΘΕΡΗ

    Ε-Λ-Ε-Υ-Θ-Ε-Ρ-Η

    HAVE FUN ΡΑ ΠΕΛΛΗ

    With your mind

  2. 11/02/2011 00:08

    Tough.

    So now the hourglass has been turned.

  3. 11/02/2011 05:20

    No. Being good isn’t a decision you took to please anybody or to make a particular relationship work.
    Being good is who you matured to be, simple as that. And no man can take that away from you, and you should be proud about being good. Αλλά λυπούμαι για τα νέα.

  4. 11/02/2011 08:49

    τζιήνος χάννει κόρη.
    συμφωνώ με το badder the bedder, παρόλο που έσιει τζιαι εξαιρέσεις, αλλά μεν το παρακάμεις next time🙂

  5. 11/02/2011 09:33

    Είμαι με το διάσπορο σε ούλλα που σου είπε αν τζαι καταλαβαίνω ότι σε παρηγορεί να σκέφτεσαι ότι την επόμενη φορά θα είσαι κατζιά τζαι δεν θα επαναληφθεί το σκηνικό. Αλλά εν νομίζω να το κάμεις…
    Cheer up, go out and get them all, take care while doing so! :p

  6. 11/02/2011 12:47

    i sympathize
    also freskoxwrismeni
    mono pou egw en imoun toso kali
    perastika mas

  7. 11/02/2011 13:05

    Dumped or dumb?

  8. 11/02/2011 16:15

    e to oti isoun good tountin fora smainei oti eisai se kalo dromo, oti dialdi pou tha evreis enan kopelli pou KOFKEI o nous tou tzai tairkazete ONTWS tzai en katallilos gia SENA, enna eisasten happy for ever and ever. apla en itan right for u kori m. pienne kame sex na sou perasei. a tzai btw everyone should get dumped once in their lives to turn out normal

  9. 11/02/2011 17:39

    signwmin, mono egw ethkiavasa tin teleutaia protasi?
    ektos an ennoeis made up as in makigiarismeno

  10. 12/02/2011 00:26

    sike to NOT en to eides?

  11. 12/02/2011 09:15

    aaaah. estrawsan me ta asterouthkia.
    ok synexiste.

  12. 12/02/2011 18:54

    έπρεπε να τον άφηνες να ξεπαγιάσει πας τα σκαλιά τζείν’ τη νύχτα τον μαλάκα!

    🙂

  13. 14/02/2011 19:46

    Τωρά το είδα… ενδιαφέρον… Που στέλλουμε τα cv μας;

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